How To Eat Pussy like a Pro

Guys and girls, it’s time we all upgrade our game, become better versions of ourselves, and become better pussy eaters. How about that for a New Year’s Resolution? 

Understanding the Anatomy

Pussy is a pop culture term for female genitalia that includes vagina, clitoris, and anything else in between. 

Pussy consists of two main structures – external and internal. Let’s look at both, shall we? 

Internal pussy anatomy consists of the following core parts:

1. Vagina which is a muscular canal that leads to the cervix. It works over time and is involved in penetrative sex, birth-giving, and menstruation. 
2. Cervix is a part of the lower uterus and it’s connected straight to the vagina. 
3. G-Spot is a little sensitive area in the vaginal canal that accelerates pleasure through the roof if you know how to work it.
4. A-Spot sits much deeper than G-Spot and can result in some serious orgasms if you bother to get to it. 

Then there is the external part of the pussy which is also known as the vulva:

1. Outer and inner lips also known as labia majora and labia minora, are both sensitive to touch, and the outer lips are also used for natural protection.
2. Clitoris is your go-to part of the pussy for powerful orgasms. 
3. Clitoral hood is a little bit of skin that sits on top of the clitoris and protects it from unwanted sensations and getting hurt. 
4. Urethral opening is a little part where urine comes from. 
5. Vaginal opening sits right under the urethral opening and leads to all the magic inside. 

If you were wondering for years and never got to ask someone, now you know – ladies do, indeed, pee from a different hole than they have sex with. 

There is also an anus right next to the vagina which is technically not a part of the pussy anatomy, but it’s there, and it has lots of nerve endings that can make her scream at the top of her lungs! So if you and your partner don’t mind, it can be put to work for that extra stimulation and pleasure. Just don’t forget the lube, as, unlike the vagina, the anus doesn’t self-lubricate. 

Why Eating Pussy Is Important in Sex Life

The process of eating pussy, a.k.a. cunnilingus is a criminally underutilized activity. Not only is it super pleasing to the ladies, but it also helps the relationship get stronger and more intimate. 

Here are the key reasons why everyone should be eating pussy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Okay, maybe not so much, but more often than they do right now!

• Pussy-eating makes sex more pleasant for women. Licking, sucking, and fingering her vagina makes her erogenous zones burn (in a good way). This entire area is super sensitive, so you can be sure she’ll get a lot of enjoyment out of it. Moreover, if you follow it up with penetrative sex. She will feel that much stronger as well. 
• It makes her orgasm. Yep, a lot of women can’t orgasm from penetrative sex only, or they do it but very seldomly. Cunnilingus becomes a God’s gift for such ladies and helps them experience all the good feelings with their lover.
• You can’t get pregnant from it. For many, pregnancy is an unwanted occurrence, and if your partner is on the fence about penetrative sex, they might agree to oral sex as it can’t possibly result in babies. 
• Promote sexual equality by not just receiving but also giving. Maintaining the pleasure balance between partners is very important for the long-term health of the romantic relationship.
• Make her feel special. Unfortunately, oral sex, when performed on women, is still somewhat stigmatized and is seen as something dirty or (some even go as far as) disgusting. Obviously, there’s nothing bad about eating a pussy, and it’s time we show it with some action. By performing cunnilingus on your lover, you will make her feel appreciated and celebrated. 
• Reduces performance pressure. Men may struggle with initial erection or keeping it hard throughout intercourse. For them, performing oral sex becomes an excellent opportunity to pleasure her without having to worry about their little guy’s performance. 
• Prolong intimacy. Penetrative sex is often quick, but if you want to have a bit more fun with your lady and extend your sexy time, then pussy eating is the best strategy. It takes vagina-owners a bit more time to achieve orgasm anyway, so you can extend your play and ensure that you get her to the big O. 

The Art of Foreplay: What to Do Before Main Action  

You know you don’t have to jump straight to sex, right? There are other things you can do with your lover to extend the pleasure, experiment, and have a bit of fun.

Foreplay is an important element of sex as it sets the mood for everything that will happen after, but also lets you slowly lean into action instead of jumping right into it. Not everyone enjoys abrupt starts, and you can help your partner get into the mood to enjoy what’s coming next even more. 

Tip: Someone famous once said that foreplay doesn’t start when you lick your fingers and start playing with someone’s genitals or kiss and undress them before sex. Foreplay starts in the morning when you wake up. It’s everything you say or do to your partner throughout the day, and everything you choose not to do. How you treat your lover hours before your intimacy begins plays a much bigger role in how much everyone will enjoy the sexy process. Don’t forget that and show them some love just because.  

So, what can you do before eating pussy?

1. Set the scene. Create a nice atmosphere that will inspire sexy adventures. Dim the lights, play soft music, light candles, throw some pillows and blankets around. 
2. Tease them without doing much. Touch them slightly, kiss them gently, and avoid all the crucial areas for that extra tease. For example, you can move your finger or tongue around her breasts but never really touch them. Same with genitals. If you’re going to slowly and gently kiss them around the genitals and never cross the line – it will guarantee to drive them insane.
3. Use your voice. Create additional sexual tension with the things you say or whisper to your lover. Keep eye contact and tell them all sorts of things that you’re going to do to them. 
4. Introduce sensory play to create new sensations and surprise your partner. Feathers, ice cubes, silky materials, those kinds of things feel good on a naked body and can seriously make them horny. 

As you engage in foreplay activities, make sure to watch for their responses. Read their body language and facial expressions. Lean into things that visibly make them melt and pivot from something that tenses them up. 

Doing all that for the partner can be super eye-opening and fun. You get to learn about their preferences and become a better lover. Plus, it’s super erotic for you too. If you like the person you’re sleeping with, then pleasing them automatically pleases you too. 

Top Techniques to Drive Her Completely Insane

Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for – the best techniques to make her scream, shout, kick her feet, and ask for more. Tried and tested by countless happy couples, these are the ways to eat pussy. 

Mix and match for best results, and make sure to note which ones your lover enjoys the most and repeat later. 

1. The flat tongue. This is a very simple yet super efficient way to drive your partner mad. Stick out your tongue as much as you can and keep it flat. Apply it like that to the pussy and press against it for broader coverage and consistent stimulation. Here, you’re not focusing on elaborate movements of the tongue but on the flat surface itself. Move your head around and let your tongue follow, don’t move the tongue itself or change the shape of it. 
2. The ABC method. Here we’re not using the flat of the tongue but doing the opposite. Let the tip of your tongue move around the clit and write the alphabet on her. Change the speed and intensity depending on her preferences. Note that not everyone will enjoy it, so it may make sense to skip letters and write her name with your tongue instead, and move on to something new. If she likes it though, there’s no reason for you to stop.
3. The sucking method. As you may guess, here we’re going to suck the clit just as you would a fresh oyster. This is a super powerful technique but it’s easy to overdo as pussy is a gentle matter, so combine it with licking, and also vary sucking speed. To begin, create an “O” shape out of your mouth and place it right on top of the pussy. 
4. If you want to spice up your activity even further, introduce the so-called agonizing slowdown. When she’s just about to come or just really enjoying the process and intensity, slow down all of a sudden and hear her gasp with confusion and desire for more. Repeat multiple times.

Bonus tips:

• Don’t rush to strip her, playing with someone when they’re semi-dressed is super hot. That includes panties. 
• Pay attention to the inner thighs. Those are super sensitive too and, combined with pussy eating, will make everything feel stronger. 
• Don’t stick to just one thing (unless she demands you to). The key to successful pussy eating is to combine a few things along with alternating speed and intensity. Don’t make the mistake of being robotic about it. 
• When she’s almost coming, slow down ever so slightly to extend the pleasurable moment for her. Don’t do it too abruptly though and don’t fluctuate with the speed of action too much because it will ruin the fun (and probably the orgasm) for her. This is a slightly more advanced technique, and it’s best to perform it on people whose pussy you’ve already eaten a couple of times.

Know that you can ask for help and talk to her in the process. Let her guide you with words or move your head around to demonstrate to you what she likes the most. It’s totally normal to get extra help if you don’t take it too far and turn it into a scientific experiment. Let her guide you and give you a tip or two, and take it from there. 

Overall, when you’re working on that pussy, don’t be shy to add and release pressure, use the finger to intensify the feeling, introduce a bit of powerplay for that extra edge, and put that saliva to good use to make her feel good. 

Common Mistakes to Avoid 

Now let us go over the common mistakes that can ruin all the effort. 

1. Stopping too soon has got to be one of the nastiest pussy-eating crimes. It takes continued stimulation to orgasm, and to even feel the whole range of emotions with cunnilingus. Stop too soon – and you’ll seriously ruin the fun for your partner. 
2. Once she comes from your professional pussy eating, fight the urge to touch her there. Post-orgasm vulva is very sensitive, almost to the point of pain, so you’ll probably do more harm than good with that. Let her be for a few minutes. If you can’t get away from there, blow on her pussy carefully so that the cool air helps her relax and process what just happened.
3. Keep your teeth to yourself. Even if you think you’re careful. Do not, ever, let your teeth get close to the pussy. This is a super sensitive area with so many nerve endings that you will inevitably make it painful for her. 
4. Don’t be a one-hit wonder. Sticking to the same movement again and again will tire her out, and not in a good way. It’s not hot when the same little movement is happening over and over again. It’s predictable and it only creates a single sensation, not a bouquet of them. 
5. Breathe through the nose, for the love of God. You breathing in and out of her V-zone may seem a bit odd, but more importantly, it will disrupt your rhythm and tire you out too quickly. 
6. Imitating something you’ve seen in adult movies is not a good call most of the time. Those people are paid actors, and they’re doing things that look good on camera. That’s usually not what makes a girl come from pussy eating in real life. 
7. Skip the food. Whipped cream, strawberries, and all that are better left for foreplay. Don’t mess with the PH balance.

Lastly, just because you’re busy with her pussy doesn’t mean you should ignore everything else. Kiss, lick, suck, and finger her entire body for a full sensory experience. 

Remember the Aftercare 

Once you’re done, your plates are empty, and everyone’s tired and sleepy, take a moment to check in with your partner. 

Yes, it sounds odd as you’ve just been literally eating her out, and you probably would have noticed if something wasn’t going right. Still, you’ll be surprised to learn how many people actually feel uncomfortable or simply don’t enjoy the process too much when their partners are confident that everything went super well. 

We’re sure you guys did well, and everyone is happy, but this little gesture will make your partner feel more safe and cared for, so it’s worth it anyway. 

Also, aftercare is not just about confirming that everything went great and nobody is traumatized, but it also includes the nice stuff, such as cuddles, kisses, hugging, and soothing each other. 

Whether you’re in a serious relationship, seeing each other casually, or it was a one-night stand, this little aftercare section will help you both feel better and more at ease.